Tuesday, June 30, 2009

State Of The Pretzel Logic: June

With the final minutes of June now upon us, I am proud to announce that Pretzel Logic has now been online for six months! That’s right, half a year! The mind boggles. Anyway, June has been quite a fun month for me, with lots of unexpectedly good albums to go along with the requisite amusing flops. I also featured the second part of my ongoing “Best Albums Ever” list. I can barely wait until August when I feature the best of the 1980s.

At this time, there are no album grades I want to change.

I know last week I promised that I’d post a Michael Jackson tribute sometime over the weekend. Observant readers will notice that it is now Tuesday and no such tribute has been posted. This is because I’ve decided to move that tribute to this upcoming Friday, falling in line with my monthly Who’s Simon Defending Now? piece. I feel like this will be the best time to write out my full response to the tragic passing away of one of the all-time musical greats.

Finally, as for upcoming reviews, July presents a bit of a problem. For whatever reason, there are only two albums on the horizon I know I’ll be reviewing: the self-titled release by the new Sigur Ros sideproject Riceboy Sleeps, as well as Jack White’s new band, the Dead Weather, with their upcoming album Horehound. As for the rest of the reviews next month…I’m not entirely sure. There are a few Pitchfork Best New Music’s I need to catch up on, so you’ll probably see those. But beyond that, the field is wide open. If you’ve got any suggestions for what I should review in July, comment away.

Music At Odd Angles

Artist: Dirty Projectors
Album: Bitte Orca
Year: 2009
Grade: 4 pretzels

The reputation of Dirty Projectors and their leader, Dave Longstreth, terrified me long before I ever heard a single note of their music. Virtually every review of their music I’ve ever read includes the phrase “Yale music-composition major” and Dirty Projectors’ previous albums have included high-concept projects inspired by Don Henley and Black Flag. Up until now, I stayed far away from Dirty Projectors and what I perceived to be their rampant pretentions. However, the release of their critically adored Bitte Orca finally forced me to confront their music face to face.

The first thing about this album that grabs you is the multitude of weird chunks of music that stick out at extremely odd angles. “Temecula Sunrise” is perhaps the album’s biggest offender when it comes to this, since it refuses to be nailed down to a single time signature, instead shifting through what feels like a dozen different rhythms. While this musical unpredictability is both incredibly impressive from a technical standpoint and a creative one, it doesn’t make the song particularly easy to listen to. The music on Bitte Orca, for the most part, will not make you move. No rhythm stays around long enough.

The major difference I hear between Bitte Orca and the somewhat limited pool of earlier Dirty Projectors music I’ve heard before is a strangely strong grasp of melody and simple, pleasant tunes. The opening shattered guitar riffage on “Cannibal Resource” is pretty fun and catchy, as are the electronic squiggles of “Useful Chamber”. I find this album much easier to enjoy on a very tiny level than across its entire forty minutes. There are many wonderful, tiny musical details sprinkled throughout this album. You just have to slog through a lot of hyper-ambitious (perhaps overly so) songwriting to find them.

On Bitte Orca, Longstreth’s music feels like acoustic music that’s been oddly translated into electronic music…despite the fact that most of the instruments used on the album (guitars, drums, bass) are acoustic. On top of all this, there are the voices singing the suitably abstract and impressionistic lyrics. Longstreth himself has a very odd, strained voice that has a tendency to fly off on weird vocal tangents completely unconnected to the rest of the song. Making things even stranger are the two female singers in the band, whose voices provide lots of counterbalance for Longstreth’s yelping, but don’t bring any stability to this very unstable music.

Somehow, despite all this strangeness and a handful of songs that threaten to fall apart as soon as you start listening to them, Bitte Orca is an impressive album. There are few songwriters in recent memory who’ve made music this unusual and lawless sound semi-traditional. It’s also nice to see Longstreth steer Dirty Projectors away from strange, concept-driven records about Don Henley (of all people). Bitte Orca is a wacky album that is often quite confusing to listen to, but it’s also a well-crafted piece of work, showing what Longstreth and his band is capable of when they put aside their zany ideas and just write some damn music.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Drivin' Alone

Artist: Patterson Hood
Album: Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)
Year: 2009
Grade: 4 pretzels

Patterson Hood is one of my all-time, favorite songwriters. He’s also one of the least recognized, since he serves as the leader of the Drive-By Truckers, a band that hasn’t quite crossed over into that next level of visibility. However, with the Truckers, Hood has amassed a gargantuan body of work showcasing his unique views on the South and all the little complexities that come with being southern. Now, Hood has released Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs), a grab bag collection of songs written during many different times in his life. As prolific as Hood is with the Truckers, this album proves that he’s hidden away plenty of gems over the years that somehow never made it onto his main band’s albums.

Of course, the fact that all these tracks were written years, sometimes decades apart would lead you to believe that the album would be a wild, inconsistent one, prone to erratic jumps in style and content. Somehow, that’s not the case. Murdering Oscar holds together surprisingly well, thanks in part to a fantastic ordering of the tracks. Hood’s smoldering rock songs are nestled up next to his catchier tunes and emotional ballads. Perhaps the reason the album feels so complete is because Hood can write in all these different styles while still retaining his painstaking attention to detail and storytelling. Hood has more than proven himself as a versatile songwriter.

Without other songwriters adding different flavors to the mix, as is the case with all of the Truckers’ albums, Murdering Oscar does have a few stretches where Hood’s songs begin to feel a bit repetitive. The overall quality of songwriting feels a notch or two below what I’ve come to expect from an album by the Truckers. However, Hood finds space for some of his best songs on Murdering Oscar. The requisite blistering southern rock has two strong representatives, in the form of the opening title track and “Heavy And Hanging”, a song dating back to the early 90s. At the other end of the spectrum, “Pride Of The Yankees” is a gorgeous piano ballad, which addresses Hood’s young son, wanting to protect him from what Hood perceives as a country falling apart in the wake of 9/11. It’s the kind of song any other songwriter would ruin by turning it into a gloopy celebration of patriotism, but Hood pulls it off by injecting the song with the perfect amount of truly honest sentiment.

The album’s strangest highlight is “Belvedere”, which is probably my favorite song musically on the album, but features some rather squirm-inducing lyrics. Over a tension-filled guitar line, Hood tells about how “last night I dreamt of a high school girl”, before whisking her away in his car, away from her overbearing parents and friends. There’s something very touching about the empathy Hood shows for this girl, but within a song that very well appears to be about an underage romantic relationship, the listener is caught between a series of conflicting emotional responses. However, I see that as yet a further example of Hood’s brilliance as a songwriter. His uncanny ability to create detailed characters and situations in his songs, while still making personal statements about the world as he sees it, is virtually unmatched among contemporary musicians. Hopefully, with the release of Murdering Oscar, Hood will start getting the mountains of respect he deserves.

Note: Not unlike this year's other solo Trucker record, Jason Isbell's self-titled album from back in February, YouTube apparently doesn't have any high-quality clips of the songs I've talked about in this review. So, instead, I'm sharing a decent live video of Patterson performing "She's A Little Randy", which isn't one of my favorite Murdering Oscar tracks, but gives you a decent sense of Patterson's persona and general style. Enjoy.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Best Albums Of The 1970s, Pt. 5

#10
More Songs About Buildings And Food
Talking Heads
1978

Talking Heads’ debut album, Talking Heads: 77 had been very good, but it lacked a tiny something that would have pushed it to the next level. Luckily, for their second album, Talking Heads solved that problem by recruiting Brian Eno as producer. The pairing was nothing short of brilliant and set in place a creative partnership that would give the world three incomparable albums. With David Byrne’s nervous energy giving the songs the requisite weirdness that Eno would have usually provided on other albums, Eno is allowed to simply make sure everything sounds great. With an emphasis on Jerry Harrison’s keyboard and the band’s mutant, white-funk guitar style, More Songs is a natural and complete expansion on the themes and musical identities established on the Heads’ first album.

#9
Blood On The Tracks
Bob Dylan
1975

In 1975, the world was ready for a great Bob Dylan album. It had been some years since Dylan had released something that measured up to an artist of his legendary stature. His early 70s albums ranged from passable to downright appalling. So, the coherent, focused music on Blood On The Tracks was celebrated as a return to form of sorts. But few people were prepared from the seething pile of caustic emotions Dylan dropped on the world with this album. Written at a time when Dylan and his wife Sara were in the middle of separating, it’s impossible to not read Dylan’s personal pain into these ten intense songs, no matter how many times Dylan stubbornly denies that they’re autobiographical. It’s tempting to call these exquisite acoustic songs “beautiful,” but the emotions are so raw and honest that enjoying the album seems almost rude.

#8
Harvest
Neil Young
1972

Has Neil Young recorded better albums than Harvest? Yes. Has he recorded albums with more honesty, power and strength? I’ve already put two of them on this list. But Harvest is Neil Young’s most well-crafted album and for that, it remains my favorite. One of the most interesting facets of Neil Young’s personality is his constant shifting between bitter rocker and tender, straw-in-mouth hayseed folkie. Harvest sees Neil swinging completely towards the latter for the first time in his career, going all the way to Nashville and recording with top-notch session musicians to get that country sound just right. Even within those contexts, though, Neil’s grasp of melodies and natural tendency to inject strong emotions into his music shines through. Harvest may not be Neil Young’s best album, but it’s definitely his prettiest and I say that’s worth something.

#7
Berlin
Lou Reed
1973

Fresh off a complete career reinvention at the hands of David Bowie, Lou Reed could have seized the opportunity presented to him with his successful Transformer record and become a pop star. But that’s not what he chose to do. What he chose was to release Berlin and thus alienate every new fan the hip jazziness of “Walk On The Wild Side” had won over. After the winking glam fluffiness of Transformer, the brutal, sarcastic, almost operatic Berlin was a shocker. Loosely built around a story of doomed lovers grappling with drug addiction and depression in Germany’s infamous heroin capital, Berlin is a bombastic, unsettling work, far removed from anything Lou Reed had recorded up to that point (or since, for that matter).

#6
Another Green World
Brian Eno
1975

After a personality conflict led to him leaving Roxy Music in 1973, Brian Eno took a stab at a solo career. His first solo records were interesting, overtly artistic slabs of rock, with dark humor and wry sarcasm blended thoroughly through the mix. However, for his third solo album, Eno took things more than a few steps further. Embracing his unrelenting experimental musical urges, Eno boiled his music down to its purest essence, leaving only beautiful melodies, drifting electronics and the occasional, dream-like lyric. Another Green World doesn’t need many words to convey its point. The record is a stately, elegant piece of work, providing a perfect medium between Eno’s earlier, more rock-oriented material and the ambient experiments he would embrace later.

#5
The Idiot
Iggy Pop
1977

Iggy Pop had no business being alive in 1977. In and out of various rehab programs following the collapse of the Stooges, Iggy’s life had spiraled way out of control. He’d gone from being one of the most exciting figures in rock music to a disintegrating has-been. All that changed when he was fished out of Los Angeles by his friend David Bowie, who spirited him off to France and Germany, where Bowie was recording his own new material. United by a mutual desire to recover from years of substance abuse, Iggy and Bowie holed up in their European recording studios and created four masterful albums. Iggy’s highlight was The Idiot, his first solo record and the most left-field album Iggy has ever been involved in. Instead of the slobbering recklessness of the Stooges, The Idiot is as cold and grey as its cover. Co-writing songs with Bowie and his team of musicians, the album is far from a purely Iggy-oriented experience, but for the first time in his life, Iggy sounded focused and in-control.

#4
Marquee Moon
Television
1977

CBGB’s, that legendary New York rock club, is most famous for launching bands like Talking Heads, Blondie and, above all, the Ramones. However, long before any of those groups knew what they were doing, Television were the masters at CBGB’s. While Television were essential in opening the club’s doors to punk music, they themselves had almost nothing in common with either the Ramones' teenage fun or Talking Heads' twitchy edginess. What they had were two knockout guitarists. Tom Verlaine and Richard Lloyd practically performed choreographed dances with their guitars, throwing piercing, methodical riffs at each other until the song reached its eventual conclusion. In this sense, they had far more in common with those huge 70s rock bands than with the punks they got grouped in with. But Television were (and still are) surrounded by an undeniable aura of cool and that translates perfectly through their debut album, Marquee Moon. With Verlaine’s strained voice, elliptical lyrics and icy precision leading the charge, Television crafted one of the few guitar-oriented albums of the entire decade that isn’t a complete and utter bore to listen to.

#3
Fun House
The Stooges
1970

Ever since the very first riffs snuck away from Chuck Berry’s guitar, people have been calling rock-and-roll dangerous. But to modern ears, most of those once-vibrant records sound exactly like what they are: oldies. Not to take anything away from those classic songs, but the same cannot be said of Fun House. Forty years after its release, it still sounds like the most violent and brutal thing ever committed to tape. This album is the golden standard for what dangerous rock music should sound like. Made by four Detroit boys barely older than myself (ok, Ann Arbor, but Detroit sounds so much cooler), if there’s a reason this album sounds like a gang of hoodlums tearing through Los Angeles, it’s because that’s exactly what Dave Alexander, Ron and Scott Asheton and a former debate champion named James Osterberg, Jr. were doing. By the time the recording of Fun House was over, little Jim Osterberg had been transformed, by this fiery inferno of an album, into Iggy Pop.

#2
Low
David Bowie
1977

Low is practically two albums for the price on one. The first half features some of the sharpest, shortest and best pure rock songs of David Bowie’s entire career, from the rollicking “Be My Wife” to the moody, expansive “Always Crashing In The Same Car”. But then you’ve got the album’s second half, which is where Low really earns all the superlative accolades history has thrown at it. Four sprawling instrumentals make up the record’s B-side and even when listening on CD, it’s best to take a moment and pause before starting track 8, just so you get the full effect of switching between these two halves of the record. Those four songs, each one an attempt at abstractly representing the sights and sounds Bowie was experiencing around him in Berlin, are a window into the future of rock music. I cannot emphasize enough just how out-there this album was for the time. Chart-topping pop stars like Bowie weren’t supposed to record music this textured and intricate. Plus, Bowie had to go and do it in a way that made every modern composer, the people who were expected to be putting stuff like this together, look like absolute chumps. However, with fellow rock visionaries Brian Eno and Iggy Pop also working on the album, perhaps this shouldn’t be such a surprise. With that kind of artistic meeting-of-the-minds in place, featuring three of the decade’s greatest architects of music, how could anything less than Low have been created?

#1
Unknown Pleasures
Joy Division
1979

One of my strangest, most jarring pop-culture memories in recent years was walking through an Urban Outfitters and seeing this album’s cover printed on a series of pastel-colored girls t-shirts. Needless to say, seeing the iconic cover image of one of history’s most isolated, crushed albums reduced to an abstract pattern on bright shirts seemed a bit…inappropriate to me (for the record, the picture is a computer scan of a star going nova). But this is symptomatic of what Joy Division’s legacy has gone through in the past decade or so. Joy Division have become much more culturally visible, for whatever reason. It’s become almost cliché to be a Joy Division fan and if you say you like them, people immediately assume you’re a moody teenager. The subtleties and details of their music have been steamrolled under a legacy of being really, really unhappy. This saddens me, especially when I listen to Unknown Pleasures. Here is a record that is one of the most honest, intense testaments to personal expression I’ve ever heard. Is the record incredibly sad and depressing? Yes, but it’s a specific sadness, something that a listener shouldn’t really be able to relate to. Unless you’re in your early twenties, trying to deal with a very young marriage, a fledgling career as a rock artist and a severe case of epilepsy on top of all that, you really shouldn’t have any insight into the pain Ian Curtis is expressing here. The pain in Unknown Pleasures is not a pain that hormonal teenagers should be able to connect to. It represents the life of one man, who died far too shortly after this album’s release. Listening to this album shouldn’t be a celebration of your own sadness, but a recognition of a great musician who is no longer with us.

Of course, it’s worth pointing out that Joy Division’s members hated this album when they first heard it, mostly due to the production job crafted by their eccentric producer, Martin Hannett. However, anyone who’s heard early live clips of the band will understand just what a monumental decision Hannett made by producing the band this way. Utilizing tricks like turning the heat off in the studio and making Stephan Morris play his drums on the roof (supposedly), Hannett froze all of the punk energy out of the band, leaving a stark, crisp, skeletal sound than emphasized Peter Hook’s dominant bass, Morris’ human drum machine playing and, most of all, Curtis’ grave voice, echoing through the huge empty space of the record. In this respect, Unknown Pleasures is Hannett’s record as much as it is the band’s. Together, they worked to create this bleak, honest, uncomfortable landmark in music history, capturing a band and a songwriting talent that only comes along once in a very great while.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The King Is Dead: R.I.P. Michael Jackson

As many people probably already know by now, Michael Jackson died this afternoon. The cause of death appears to have been cardiac arrest. He was fifty years old. Needless to say, such a colossal figure in the world of music deserves a substantial tribute, personal problems or not. Sometime this weekend, after my Best Of The 1970s list has been wrapped up, I’ll sit down and write a full tribute to this great pop icon. In the meantime, I urge everyone, no matter what your personal feelings towards Jackson or his music are, to take a moment and remember what a tremendous effect Michael Jackson had on the world of music.

Best Albums Of The 1970s, Pt. 4

#20
Fear Of Music
Talking Heads
1979

Fear Of Music was the first album that hinted at David Byrne’s wild ambition. Up until then, he had seemed content to work within a very specific vein of thin, neurotic, twitchy New Wave. But all that was about to change. With Fear Of Music came new explorations of rhythm (“I Zimbra”), lyrics (“Air” and “Animals”) and sound (the dramatically Eno-influenced “Drugs”). The Heads’ music was expanding at a rapid rate, with more keyboards and exotic percussion creeping into the mix. Fear Of Music is a far cry from the simplistic, stripped-down nervousness the Heads were playing only two years earlier.

#19
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars
David Bowie
1972

David Bowie had already started making a name for himself by 1972. His Hunky Dory album was a success and it was looking like Bowie was going to fit nicely into the singer-songwriter mold, albeit with a few more quirks and (space?) oddities. Ziggy Stardust flipped that whole idea on its head. This is the album that finally made the world understand what a consummate actor and performer David Bowie is. Loosely structured around a vague story about an alien who crashes to Earth and becomes a rock star, the album galvanized the glam rock movement and lifted Bowie up as the strangest pop idol this side of Lou Reed. Thankfully, Bowie didn’t get too tied down with the whole “glam rock” thing, but Ziggy Stardust is still one of the most enduring masterpieces in his entire body of work.

#18
Tonight’s The Night
Neil Young
1975

Tonight’s The Night could very well be the most wonderfully flawed piece of music ever created. After the deaths of both roadie Bruce Berry and Crazy Horse guitarist Danny Whitten, Neil Young decided to gather all his surviving friends into the studio, get incredibly fucked up and record a drunken Irish wake of an album. Neil doesn’t even try to keep up appearances for the recording, talking to other musicians while he’s playing and generally not caring about whether he’s singing in the right key or not. People bump into microphones, screw up notes and generally just muck about. But the tapes just keep rolling and every tiny flaw and error is captured, creating a testament to one of the most emotionally harrowing periods of Neil Young’s life. The end result is so intense, Neil’s record label didn’t even want to release it. Eventually, they caved in and thus unleashed a great work upon the world.

#17
Drums And Wires
XTC
1979

Many bands don’t survive when founding members leave. But some bands, like XTC, use the opportunity to explore new horizons and Drums And Wires is the sound of a band suddenly realizing their full potential. With keyboardist Barry Andrews’ departure, XTC were suddenly at a loss for a quality keyboard player. So they didn’t even try, instead opting to add second guitarist Dave Gregory, who promptly gave their music some much needed oomph and awesomeness. Meanwhile, the band’s two primary songwriters worked overtime, with Andy Partridge staking his claim as the British David Byrne (god, do we need such a thing?) and bassist Colin Moulding writing wonderfully catchy mockeries of English culture. Funny how these things work, sometimes…

#16
Countdown To Ecstasy
Steely Dan
1973

In my ongoing quest to defend Steely Dan to the ends of the earth, I have discussed the merits of many of their albums. However, my greatest praise will always be reserved for their second album, Countdown To Ecstasy. Driven by the duel guitar heroics of Denny Dias and future Doobie Brother Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, Countdown is nothing less than a great, fiery rock album. Coupled with Donald Fagen’s piercing wit, attention to detail and unending sarcasm, the album is explosive. The saber-toothed guitar solo on “The Boston Rag” mocks every person who wants to throw the term “jazz-rock” at the Dan’s music, while the beautiful “Razor Boy” provides some nice balance. Plus, how can you not love an album that ends with a song about nuclear holocaust? “If I stay indoors…I might live ‘til Saturday.”

#15
For Your Pleasure
Roxy Music
1973

“There’s a new sensation!” announces Bryan Ferry at the beginning of this album and, sure enough, For Your Pleasure introduced so many new elements to music that ripples of its influence are felt all the way from synth-pop to the Smiths. Very few albums have ever approached For Your Pleasure’s unique melding of wry, English camp with no-holds-barred sonic experimentation. The two “Brians” (Bryan Ferry and Brian Eno) lead their band through eight tracks that are like nothing the world had ever heard prior to this album. From the hilarious (“But badgers couldn’t compensate at twice the price for just another night with the boys,” says Ferry on “Editions Of You”) to the downright frightening (the ominous ode to a sex doll that is “In Every Dream Home A Heartache”), For Your Pleasure is a wild album full of unmatched brilliance.

#14
London Calling
The Clash
1979

Aside from the title track, there’s basically no reason to call this album punk rock. For their third album, the Clash assembled a sprawling, expansive collection of songs that encompassed a multitude of different styles. But what they loose in terms of raucousness they more than make up for with a tremendous sense of maturity and a brilliant, scattershot vision of life in London. While the style from song to song seems almost completely unpredictable, you can always depend on London Calling to deliver great melodies, insightful lyrics and tremendous enthusiasm, no matter what the band members are singing about. Even incredibly short, seemingly filler tracks (“Koka Kola”, “I’m Not Down”) seem to have a very purposeful place on the album. There were many double albums released in the 70s. London Calling is the best of the lot.

#13
Entertainment!
Gang Of Four
1979

With a furious work ethic and some deep-seated leftist political views, Gang Of Four debuted with the jagged Entertainment!, an album of vicious, angular fury that made most of their contemporaries in punk bands look like immature, ignorant idiots. With Andy Gill sounding like he’s being electrocuted by his guitar, rather than actually playing it, the songs on Entertainment! are sharp as metal and full of staccato clattering and trebly guitar shocks. Meanwhile, Jon King chants subversive lyrics, comparing relationships to business deals and crying that “love will get you like a case of anthrax and that is something that I don’t want to catch.” Fueled by tribal drum rhythms and Dave Allen’s thunderous bass playing, Entertainment! is Gang Of Four’s great manifesto of intent.

#12
Trans-Europe Express
Kraftwerk
1977

Trans-Europe Express is an album that could only have been made in Germany. Sleek, precise and so icy cold that you almost shiver when you listen to it, it is the apex of the entire krautrock scene and Kraftwerk’s unquestionable masterpiece. It’s also one of the most influential albums in history, sowing the seeds for virtually all forms of electronic music that followed in its wake. Created by four young German men, whose self-professed goal was to eliminate as many acoustic elements from their music as possible, Trans-Europe Express is the closest you can come to music recorded by robots.

#11
Pink Flag
Wire
1977

This album may have twenty-one tracks, but it rockets past in a blindingly fast thirty-five minutes. In 1977, lots of punk songs were short, but twenty-eight-second songs? Ridiculous, right? Not for Wire. Coming out of English art schools, the four members of Wire saw punk rock not as an opportunity to vent half-formed teenage feelings of rebellion, but as a wonderful new toy for them to apply modern artistic principles to. What emerged from all that was Pink Flag, a zany, surreal response to punk rock, informed by minimalism and abstract expressionism as much as by the Ramones.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Best Albums Of The 1970s, Pt. 3

#30
Real Life
Magazine
1978

Being in one seminal band wasn’t enough for Howard Devoto. After forming the Buzzcocks, Devoto realized he wanted to make much more experimental music, so he left the band and formed Magazine. Their first album was Real Life, a sinister slab of ominous keyboards and John McGeoch’s rabid guitar, far removed from the Buzzcocks’ adrenaline-fueled punk rock. With Devoto’s nasal, eerie vocals creeping over the top, Real Life is a strangely cinematic, dramatic album, which paved the way for most of the music that popped up in the wake of punk’s initial blast of fury.

#29
“Heroes”
David Bowie
1977

Still in a fit of creativity after recording his landmark Low album, Bowie continued his radical career reinvention with “Heroes” (complete with ironic quotation marks). The album was recorded within shooting distance of the Berlin Wall, with the East German guards practically breathing down Bowie’s neck. This danger and the thrills that come with it permeate the album, particularly on the stunning title track, which has a much deserved place in music lore. Bowie also continues Low’s trend of featuring a suite of instrumental tracks on the album’s second half. “Heroes” can’t compare to its predecessor, but Bowie is such a genius that even when he’s trying to copy one of his own albums, the end result is wonderful.

#28
The Cars
The Cars
1978

Ric Ocasek must be the most unlikely rock hero ever. Yet somehow, this gangly, gaunt man is a veritable bottomless pit of brilliant pop songs. The Cars, the band’s debut album, has enough of that New Wave edginess to keep things dangerous, but even from the beginning, Ocasek’s grasp of shiny, peerless pop songwriting was masterful. The album is virtually the band’s greatest hits collection, with songs like “Good Times Roll” and “You’re All That I’ve Got Tonight” practically barreling over each other in a race to prove which is more awesome. With Elliot Easton’s powerhouse guitar playing powering the whole thing, The Cars is nothing less than a pop-rock classic.

#27
Lust For Life
Iggy Pop
1977

After letting David Bowie steamroll his career in a new direction with the stark, downcast The Idiot, Iggy Pop decided it was time he took control of his music again. And, for perhaps the only time in his life, this didn’t prove to be a colossal mistake. Somehow, one of music’s great self-sabotagers managed to create a vibrant, exciting album that delivered on Iggy’s promise with the Stooges. With a terrific rhythm section and Bowie lurking in the background to make sure everyone actually got their shit done, Lust For Life ended up being exactly what it’s title implied: Iggy’s glorious celebration of being alive, after years of unending craziness.

#26
Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
Devo
1978

Before “Whip It” became a mainstay on One-Hit Wonders Of The 80s compilations, Devo were nothing less than pop culture terrorists. Coming out of the unlikeliest of places (Akron, OH), Devo were determined to undermine every rock-and-roll trope from the inside out. Dressed in absurd outfits and playing screwy punk-influenced music with scientific precision, they took all the danger, sex and violence out of rock and replaced them with adorable red hats. Just listen to their positively sterile cover of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction”. If there was any doubt left about Devo’s absurdity, Brian Eno demanded to produce them. You can’t get a better stamp of approval.

#25
Some Girls
The Rolling Stones
1978

Speaking of the Rolling Stones, they weren’t doing so well by the mid-70s. After the monolithic statement of Exile On Main Street, they released a series of middling albums that couldn’t hold a candle to their brilliant work of the past five years. Even worse, now they had punk rock to deal with, a genre that mocked old dinosaur bands like the Stones, with their languid blues rock riffs and posturing. So, the Stones decided to beat those young upstarts at their own game. Some Girls shows the Stones tapping into a new source of energy and becoming completely revitalized in the process. Finally, the Stones had come back around to recording exciting, dangerous music.

#24
Songs In The Key Of Life
Stevie Wonder
1976

Stevie Wonder spent two years ensconced in his studio, recording every minute detail of the songs that would eventually become Songs In The Key Of Life. For Stevie, two years seems like a very long period of time to write a new album. However, even one listen proves why this album took so damn long. First of all, the album is huge, clocking in at an unheard of hour-and-forty-five minutes! But the truly frightening aspect of the album is the extreme lushness of all the songs on here. Stevie played virtually every instrument himself, exercising an almost ridiculous level of creative control. As if all those flashy details weren’t enough, the songs themselves are brilliant. But, I mean, that shouldn’t be a surprise. This is Stevie Wonder we’re talking about here.

#23
Katy Lied
Steely Dan
1975

For all those people out there who think Steely Dan is music for rich people to awkwardly dance to on yachts, this is the album that proves you completely wrong. This is an album that starts off with a song about people throwing themselves out of windows because the stock market crashed, while the narrator laughs his head off in Australia. That’s not enough, you say? Well, how about the song about a lovable pedophile? Edgy enough for you yet?! With Steely Dan, all that pretty jazz-rock is just a cover for Donald Fagen’s sneering, provocative lyrics, lurking beneath the music, waiting for a chance to rip you apart. As Fagen himself says, “All night long, we would sing that stupid song and every word we sang I knew was true.” It’s time for hipsters like myself to reclaim Steely Dan from those goddamn dancing yuppies.

#22
This Year’s Model
Elvis Costello
1978

On his first album, Elvis Costello borrowed another band to back him up. However, by the time This Year’s Model was recorded, Costello had hunted down his own crack team of musical henchmen and it’s amazing how different his music starting sounding. With Bruce Thomas’ snarling bass and Steve Nieve working all kinds of magic on the keyboards, suddenly Costello had a musical background that matched the sneering attitude and bile in his songs. Thriving on bitterness and anger, This Year’s Model is not a gentle record. Costello tears into his songs with an energy and fury he was never able to rediscover.

#21
The Wall
Pink Floyd
1979

Virtually every concept album made in the 70s is a horrendous pile of pretention and unmitigated bullshit. The Wall is the glorious exception to this rule. Despite being burdened with a melodramatic story and being recorded by Pink Floyd, a band with a terrifying history of recording hopelessly wandering drivel, The Wall is a complete and utter masterpiece. The album succeeds on a couple different levels. For one, the band was tearing itself apart during the recording, which added a certain layer of emotional honesty to Roger Waters’ story of emotional isolation and alienation. But the key to the whole thing is the incredible music. Even on their own, without the context of the album’s story, the desolate “Hey You” or the furious “One Of My Turns” are remarkable songs. Pink Floyd completely dedicated themselves to their concept and thus avoided creating another ridiculous 70s progressive rock flop.

Best Albums Of The 1970s, Pt. 2

#40
The B-52s
The B-52s
1979

Before the B-52s descended into the ultra-campy silliness of “Love Shack” and all that nonsense, they were one hell of an edgy New Wave band. Their debut album remains their finest chunk of music, mostly thanks to Ricky Wilson’s fried surf guitar stylings (may he rest in peace). With Fred Schneider’s not-singing balanced by the wild voices of Kate Pierson and Cindy Wilson, the B-52s' sound is unique and instantly identifiable. Plus, this album features the immortal “Rock Lobster”, one of the most brilliantly insane pieces of party music ever recorded.

#39
Pretzel Logic
Steely Dan
1974

Here it is: the album that gave my blog its title. In reality, Pretzel Logic is far from the Dan’s best album, but it’s by far their easiest to listen to and digest. Most of the songs on the album are short (under three minutes), creating a scattershot of glistening little jazz-rock nuggets. The album also has a much greater range of material than other Dan albums, with loud, rude guitar rock snuggling up next to tributes to Charlie Parker. Topping it all off is the title track, which may or may not be about time travel (or something like that). Pretzel Logic is a great album to listen to if you want a new appreciation for a tremendously misunderstood band.

#38
All Mod Cons
The Jam
1978

Having missed the first wave of English mod culture in the 60s, Paul Weller decided he needed to revive the trend in the 70s. However, up until All Mod Cons, this mostly meant wearing suits and skinny ties while playing Who covers. All Mod Cons is the album that proved that the Jam were willing to create a unique identity for themselves instead of just emulating their heroes. Weller pays homage to another great English songwriter, the Kinks’ Ray Davies, not just by covering the Kinks’ “David Watts” but also by writing songs with a piercing attention to detail worthy of Davies himself.

#37
Radio City
Big Star
1974

It takes skill to take lyrics like “I’m in love with a girl/finest girl in the world” and turn them into anything that isn’t shamelessly schlocky bullshit. But that’s why Big Star’s Alex Chilton is an absolute genius. His ability to take fairly predictable, almost cliché sentiments and turn them into truly emotionally resonant songs is peerless. Add to the equation Chilton’s vulnerable vocal delivery and the band’s crisp, taut playing and you’re left with Radio City, one of the strongest (and often saddest) power-pop albums around.

#36
Rocket To Russia
The Ramones
1977

The Ramones’ self-titled debut album is the one that gets all the attention (and rightly so, since it’s basically the bible of punk rock), but there’s no doubt in my mind that Rocket To Russia is actually a finer album. It shows the Ramones expanding their sound ever so slightly (as in, Johnny Ramone learned a fourth chord on his guitar) and realizing the full potential of this wild musical style they created. They even slow the assault down a notch and create one of their greatest songs in the process (“Here Today, Gone Tomorrow”). If the Ramones had stuck with the same, ultra-simplistic formula after their debut album, they would have quickly become boring. Thank god they were smart enough to record Rocket To Russia.

#35
Pink Moon
Nick Drake
1972

Recorded late at night over a period of two days, Nick Drake’s Pink Moon is an incredibly stark, haunting work. With the exception of a single piano overdub, there’s nothing on the record beyond some incredibly agile guitar playing and Drake’s fragile voice. Of course, the album has taken on an almost legendary status after Drake’s unfortunately early death two years after the album’s release, but even without Drake’s specter looming over everything, Pink Moon is a remarkably emotional album. So many songwriters have worked their asses off trying to create this much emotion with just a guitar. While most of those songwriters have failed, Nick Drake makes it seem like the easiest thing in the world.

#34
Exile On Main Street
The Rolling Stones
1972

This album is terrifyingly huge. The Stones’ legendary double album sprawls across so many different styles of music, it almost feels like it’s about to topple over. But it doesn’t and that’s why Exile is so damn good. Somehow, the band found a way to arrange blistering blues rock, mock-country music, melodramatic balladry and every other odd impulse they had (listen to “I Just Want To See His Face” to see what I mean) into one strangely coherent masterwork. Exile was the last album in their string of peerless classics, but in many ways, I can’t imagine how the Stones could have ever found a way to top this album with a follow-up. To their credit, they didn’t try.

#33
Born To Run
Bruce Springsteen
1975

I didn’t understand the whole Springsteen thing until I moved out to the East Coast. The Boss always struck me as an overwrought patriot, pandering to people’s love of anthemic, sentimental drivel. But then I actually sat down and listened to Born To Run and I realized how wrong I was. Sure, Bruce plays lots of anthemic, sentimental music. But goddamn, he does it so damn well! You’re not human if you don’t get carried away on a big wave of excitement when you hear that urgent, screaming voice. Born To Run also succeeds because Bruce hadn’t realized he was going to be a big superstar yet. It’s this humble honesty, combined with some extremely top-notch songwriting, that makes Born To Run irresistible.

#32
Talking Heads: 77
Talking Heads
1977

David Byrne is insane. He’s also my life hero. Make of that what you will. While Talking Heads: 77 is far from the Heads' best, it’s the album that unleashed Byrne’s bug-eyed personality on the world and it remains one of his strangest, most wonderfully warped pieces of music. Hyper-nervous and erratic, Byrne flits from song to song with yelps and squeals, accompanied by jerky guitar and a strangely funky rhythm section. Talking Heads still had a lot of creative evolution to go through before they discovered the mix of exotic rhythms and punky energy that would make them famous, but Talking Heads: 77 shows how they started: as a deeply art-damaged band from New York, driven by a madman of a singer.

#31
Metal Box
Public Image Ltd.
1979

Johnny Rotten was the demented frontman of the Sex Pistols until 1978, when he realized that the Sex Pistols had become a complete joke. Their brand of pop culture provocation and rebellion had actually become accepted and celebrated by society. So, reverting to his real name of John Lydon, he left and set out to create a new band that would really fuck with people. The result was Public Image Ltd., a screwball of a band that took dub reggae bass and eviscerated it with shards of metallic guitar. They even packaged their second album in a metal canister (thus the album’s title). To this day, people have no real idea what to do with Public Image Ltd., a band too dense and inaccessible to be widely accepted, but who clearly were operating on a whole different level than almost all of their peers.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Best Albums Of The 1970s, Pt. 1

As I mentioned two months ago, I have begun an epic project to list off all my favorite albums from the 1960s onward. I’ve broken this down into four sections, spread out every other month until the end of the year. Back in April, I featured my favorite twenty-five albums from the 1960s. However, for June, I’m upping the ante. This time around, I’m writing about fifty albums from the 1970s! Yup, every day this week, ten new albums will be added to the list, counting down to my favorite album of the entire decade. Should be fun!

Now, I understand that this list could be a bit…how should I say this…controversial? There’s only one Pink Floyd album on this list (and it’s not Dark Side Of The Moon). There’s also absolutely no Led Zeppelin anywhere within these fifty albums. I can already hear the masses of music lovers (who may or may not actually be reading this blog) raising their voices in anger and fury. Well, for all of you naysayers and…uh…people with different tastes (how dare you not have my exact taste in music!), I offer up this short word:

The requisite disclaimer:
This list is just a matter of my own opinion. This list is less about saying one album is “better” than another and more about just presenting music that I’ve enjoyed over the years. If you disagree with anything on here, feel free to comment and say so. Polite disagreement is always appreciated, however.

#50
Never Mind The Bollocks Here’s The Sex Pistols
The Sex Pistols
1977

There’s no point in pretending this legendary album is anything more than four great singles surrounded by a hell of a lot of mediocre filler. But even with all those lesser songs diluting the Pistols’ punch, those four songs, “Holiday In The Sun”, “God Save The Queen”, “Pretty Vacant” and above all “Anarchy In The U.K.”, have the unstoppable feral energy that allowed the Sex Pistols to forever change the course of music history. Is the album a well-crafted, cohesive statement of intent? Hell fucking no! But is it effective? You better damn believe it.

#49
Ege Bamyasi
Can
1972

In the early 70s, Germany became the place to be if you wanted to be an avant-garde musical pioneer. This explosion of intensely strange music has been retroactively dubbed “krautrock” and one of the genre’s greatest bands was Can. With Japanese frontman Damo Suzuki’s off-key warbling and slurred chanting, Can created an eerie, murky brand of music that had little in common with anything else at the time. Ege Bamyasi is the best of their three 70s masterpieces, since it comes the closet to sounding like more conventional music, while still maintaining all the weird elements that made Can great.

#48
Songs The Lord Taught Us
The Cramps
1979

While we’re on the subject of silly genre names, it’s worth pointing out that this album single-handedly created what is apparently known as “psychobilly,” a skuzzy combination of b-movie campiness and gore with gritty garage rock. While I’m not sure exactly how important the creation of psychobilly was for the history of music, what I do know is that Songs The Lord Taught Us is a spiky, dirty tour-de-force, taking retro rock-and-roll and stripping it down to its bare essentials. Even without a bass player, the Cramps created some seriously creepy, dangerous music that continues to be very appealing.

#47
My Aim Is True
Elvis Costello
1977

Sure, he hadn’t quite perfected the angry-young-man persona he would later master, but My Aim Is True introduced the world to the genius of Elvis Costello and that’s worth more than a little praise. Brilliant lyrics and wiry guitar were only two of Costello’s endless skills, as he took Buddy Holly-aping to glorious new heights. He also managed to fit an impossibly moving ballad into the mix, in the form of the heartbreaking “Alison”. The album may sound a bit restrained at times, but the songwriting is still at such a high standard that the end result is tremendous.

#46
On The Beach
Neil Young
1974

In 1974, Neil Young was coming out of one of the darkest periods of his life. The deaths of close friends had hurt him deeply and his marriage was collapsing. His bleak opus, Tonight’s The Night, had been shelved by his record company for being too damn depressing. So, instead, Neil delivered On The Beach, which tempered the misery a bit…but not by much. The targets range from the personal (“Motion Pictures”, about his actress wife) to the globally huge (“Revolution Blues”, about Charles Manson). Neil had began to recover from his sadness somewhat, but On The Beach is still a gorgeously downbeat album.

#45
Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones
1971

The Stones first post-Altamont album, Sticky Fingers saw Jagger, Richards and the rest of them returning to the simple formula of really dirty rock-and-roll that they built their career on. While it may not have some of the heavy social significance of other Stones records, Sticky Fingers is impressive because it delivers exactly what the Stones should deliver with remarkable consistency. Jagger sneers and yelps some, Richards dips further into his endless bag of perfect guitar riffs and the band seems to be playing with extreme confidence. It all adds up to the Stones’ third consecutive masterpiece.

#44
The Clash
The Clash
1977

While their contemporaries the Sex Pistols just wanted to spit, bleed and vomit on the world until everything collapsed, the Clash took a much more political slant to their rebellious fury. Attacking racial tension, warmongering and American foreign policy (among other things), the Clash seemed to be one of the few punk bands interested in rebuilding something on the ashes of the establishment after they had burned everything to the ground. Of course, the Clash would eventually sink into self-parody on later records, but for the time being, they helped create some crucial, moral bedrock for the rest of punk rock to build upon.

#43
Aladdin Sane
David Bowie
1973

Anyone who thought David Bowie couldn’t become any more dramatic after Ziggy Stardust was in for a rude surprise when Aladdin Sane arrived in 1973. Taking his monstrous, kabuki-influenced alter-ego to America, Bowie created an album that, somehow, topped its predecessor when it came to shambling rock, elegant drama and overall insanity. The fey, swishy, stardust-covered English rock was replaced by crunchy, American power chords, as Ziggy took in the sights at a drive-in in Detroit. Bowie’s orbit would eventually become so extreme that his albums started to suffer, but, for the time being, his music continued to be nothing short of brilliant.

#42
Horses
Patti Smith
1975

There’s a line between poetry and rock, but no one ever told Patti Smith and Horses continues to be the most perfect combination of the slightly abstract strengths of poetry and the forceful immediacy of guitar music (not that it has many competitors). The songs are sharp and dangerous, with Smith’s raw voice tearing gigantic holes in whatever poor, unfortunate target she has in her sights from song to song. Horses is still one of the most ferocious albums recorded by a female rock artist and it helped establish the full range and potential of rock music. It wasn’t just about guys playing mindless chords anymore.

#41
Roxy Music
Roxy Music
1972

While the early English glam era has two iconic superstars in the forms of David Bowie and T. Rex’s Marc Bolan, the great unheralded master of artsy, early 70s rock is Bryan Ferry. Since his vibrato-heavy voice essentially prevented him from being the romantic crooner he always wanted to be, Ferry settled for the next best thing: to be the frontman in an artistic mindfuck of a band. Roxy Music, the band’s debut album, also features the stunning first musical products from Brian Eno, who has gone on to become a certifiable demigod in the world of music. His squealing electronic squiggles are just one of the many off-the-wall elements zooming around haphazardly on this great album.