Monday, December 7, 2009

Best Music of 2009, Pt. 1: The 1st Annual Pretzel Awards

True fact: music bloggers love December. After a whole year of listening and reviewing and so forth, we finally get to write up organized lists, showcasing what we feel has been the best music of the past twelve months. We wait all year for this chance to arbitrarily declare one album better than another, then brace ourselves for the inevitable deluge of outraged comments. Maybe it all sounds dumb and a bit pointless, but there’s something strangely thrilling about lists, countdowns and crowning one specific set of songs the “Album of the Year.”

I’ll be counting down my twenty favorite albums of 2009 over the rest of this week, but to start things off, I’m sharing the 1st Annual Pretzel Awards, showcasing some of the best non-album accomplishments in music this year. So, without further ado, I give you the best music of 2009:

Best Songs of the Year (alphabetically by artist):

-“My Girls”, Animal Collective, from Merriweather Post Pavilion
-“Least Favorite Rapper”, Busdriver, from Jhelli Beam
-“A Machine For Loving”, Iggy Pop, from PrĂ©liminaires
-“Fuckingsong”, Jarvis Cocker, from Further Complications
-“Oblivion”, Mastodon, from Crack The Skye
-“Belvedere”, Patterson Hood, from Murdering Oscar (And Other Love Songs)
-“Black Hearted Love”, PJ Harvey & John Parish, from A Woman A Man Walked By
-“These Are My Twisted Words”, Radiohead, non-album single
-“House Of Flying Daggers”, Raekwon, from Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… Pt. II
-“Hooting & Howling”, Wild Beasts, from Two Dancers

Short-Form Release of the Year:
-Fall Be Kind EP, Animal Collective

Musician of the Year:
-Noah Lennox, for having a hand in Animal Collective’s amazing album-and-EP one-two punch, as well as his winning guest vocals on Atlas Sound’s “Walkabout”.

Music Video of the Year:
-“House Of Flying Daggers”, Raekwon, dir. Erick Sasso and Brian Wendelken

Debut Album of the Year:
-Fever Ray, Fever Ray

Most Promising New Act:
-The xx

Best Opening Track of the Year:
-“Oblivion”, Mastodon, from Crack The Skye

Best Closing Track of the Year:
-“Foreground”, Grizzly Bear, from Veckatimest

Most Disappointing Album of the Year:
-Begone Dull Care, Junior Boys

Acclaimed Album I Didn’t Understand of the Year:
-Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix, Phoenix

Single Worst Thing to Happen to Music This Year:
-Auto-Tune reaches its maximum cultural saturation point

2 comments:

  1. Erick Sasso and Brian Wendelken directed a Raekwon video? Holy shit, those guys went to high school with me!

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  2. Dear simon, Auto-tune is frickin HILLARIOUS.
    so is 80's jazz-rock fusion. for the same reasons
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSJYlfHjrTE
    its so over the top and ridiculous no one could ever take it fully seriously. at the same time, there are important or at least original/innovative musical things going on beneath the humor. [don't knock the pop music just because it isn't art music yet. classical, jazz, and rock were all pop and dance genre's at one point, hip-hop is getting there and so is whatever you call today's electronic based...post-rap]

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